So I just realized that some jerk-off stole 2 of my girlfriend's plants that were sitting on my porch for sunlight. OK...what asshole steals plants? What the fuck are you going to do with them? sell them? It's just sweet basil and parsley! News flash...They ain't worth much, so its not like you can freakin' resell them for much...if anything.

My girlfriend was proud of them, which is what causes me to be pissed off the most...that whatever douchebag decided it'd be fun to steal plants has in turn made my girlfriend upset, which means that I'm upset.

So to you Mr or Mrs Plant Thief...FUCK YOU!

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Did you really think that Microsoft would release Office for Linux?

April Fools!

I found this video online, hilarity ensues...

What happens when you exchange clay pigeons with cars, and shotguns with rocket launchers and machine guns.