People are Assholes
July 08, 2008 at 1:29am in offbeat

So I just realized that some jerk-off stole 2 of my girlfriend's plants that were sitting on my porch for sunlight. OK...what asshole steals plants? What the fuck are you going to do with them? sell them? It's just sweet basil and parsley! News flash...They ain't worth much, so its not like you can freakin' resell them for much...if anything.

My girlfriend was proud of them, which is what causes me to be pissed off the most...that whatever douchebag decided it'd be fun to steal plants has in turn made my girlfriend upset, which means that I'm upset.

So to you Mr or Mrs Plant Thief...FUCK YOU!


Tags: rant, stupid, assholes

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Computer User FAIL
June 10, 2008 at 4:24pm in offbeat

Look closely at the product this review is for: Ubuntu 7.04


Tags: ubuntu, humor

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Cars Machine Guns and Rocket Launchers Equals FUN
March 25, 2008 at 1:29pm in offbeat

I found this video online, hilarity ensues...

What happens when you exchange clay pigeons with cars, and shotguns with rocket launchers and machine guns.


Tags: shoot, cars, destruction

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Dilbert: Luck
March 03, 2008 at 8:06am in offbeat



Tags: dilbert, luck, dogbert, comic, humor

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I Can't Help But To...
January 11, 2008 at 8:50am in offbeat

So this [Gizmodo.com] has been going around for a couple days now and I can't help but laugh. It's childish, immature, and wrong on so many levels, but as much as I try, I still can't help but laugh my ass off.

It almost makes me wonder how much Gizmodo wants to go to CES in 2009.


Tags: humor, ces, childish, videos

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